So So Gay

As Will turns his attention to snaring the perfect man, he wonders whether internet dating has made him clicky and pick

As pork pies go, it is an impressive specimen. Tall, fat, perfectly glazed, festooned with a cornucopia of winter fruit and – as if that weren’t enough – the whole thing surmounted by a miniature pig’s head, painstakingly rendered from ...

Will Harris carries on getting to know the new man he's becoming.

Will Harris reminisces about past loves and present hopes.

Will Harris discovers a helping hand can make a big difference in the quest for the perfect body.

Will Harris' hands are the unexpected beneficiaries of a lack of nail-biting tension in his love life.

Will Harris discovers that if you go down to the gym today, you're sure for a big surprise - and maybe gym sex.

In his continuing quest for perfection, Will Harris goes in search of the perfectly plucked eyebrow.

Will Harris continues to chant his self-improvement mantra at a bankers' party - with cheerful results.

As far as technological advances go, can anything come close to the iPhone? I mean kudos for the electric motor, Faraday, but what I really want is something that can download a Nicola Roberts song in the middle of a ...

A night with the A-gays forces Will Harris to question his quest for perfection.

Will Harris is full of hummus and hope - and here's why...